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    A couple was invited to a swanky costume party. The Mrs. got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.

    He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time being spoiled by not going.

    So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was still early, decided to go the party.

    Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

    She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice woman he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.

    His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his current partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new babe that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished ,naturally, since he was her husband.

    Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed.

    So off they went to the first open car they could find in the parking lot and knocked off a quickie.

    Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.

    She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of a time he had. He said: "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."

    - "Did you dance much ?"

    - "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I lent my costume to...."
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    GREAT one, Retsupt99
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    She needs to burn that costume before she's busted.
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    Ah yes, burn the evidence.

    A no-hands restaurant is a place where the waitresses feed you. During the evening, a lady comes in and does an outrageous act for entertainment. One married friend thought to dump his white slacks in the trash can before entering his house. The slacks had received a large lipstick kiss mark on the fly. It was all very innocent, but his wife was the dangerous jealous type. He apparently slept well, having been careful to get rid of the evidence. When he went down for breakfast, the maid was explaining to his wife how she had found the slacks in the trash. Apparently he decided he was late for work, and skipped breakfast in a hurry. He made arrangements to stay at our pad that night, but was able to patch it up and got to go home. It must have made an impression on him, because his watch word became, "Be sure to burn the evidence".

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    Great one, I did not see that coming!
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    That was too funny!
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    pretty funny!
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    That is so funny.
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