New Store

New Store

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    New Store

    A new Publix supermarket opened in Jacksonville, Florida. It has an automatic audio/aroma system that some folks really enjoy...

    When you pass the fresh fruit and vegetables, you hear the distant sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

    When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh cut hay.

    In the meat department, there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks and brats.

    In the liquor department, the smell of fresh tapped Miller Lite.

    When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

    The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.



    I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.
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    That's funny...
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    kitty litter too!
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    Too funny!! ROFL

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    lol... very nice.
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