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    Walmart.com to sell caskets

    Walmart.com is looking to take your money even when you are dead. You can now pick out soap, tv, ammo and one of these. Search results for caskets - Walmart


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    I heard this earlier yesterday on the news i guess now Walmart and Sam's are really big box stores. now you can truely buy everything there from birth to death. crazzzzzzzzy.
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    Do they have a layaway plan??
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    I just want to rent one.......don't plan on needing it very long.....
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    Did you notice the first one on the list is made to fit the "standard walmart shopper"? It's 4 inches wider than normal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Major G View Post
    Did you notice the first one on the list is made to fit the "standard walmart shopper"? It's 4 inches wider than normal.
    Yes I DID!

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    That is pretty funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chrise2004 View Post
    I heard this earlier yesterday on the news i guess now Walmart and Sam's are really big box stores. now you can truely buy everything there from birth to death. crazzzzzzzzy.
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    I want to be buried at Walmart so my wife will visit every day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tiwee View Post
    I want to be buried at Walmart so my wife will visit every day.
    Now that's funny!
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    Well, I guess now they have somewhere to put the BG's when a DC'er runs into them on their nacho run.
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    At first, I questioned this, but an on-line search showed that Walmart is giving funeral homes some stiff competition..
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    One of them has a 4.5 star rating? Some dead person left a review?
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    Quote Originally Posted by rainmaker View Post
    At first, I questioned this, but an on-line search showed that Walmart is giving funeral homes some STIFF COMPETITION..
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