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From a budding, west Texas pharmaceutical company comes the latest advancement in analgesics (pain relief).
DAMNITOL
Manufactured in .32, .38, .40, .44 and .45 Calibers!
Dispensed in 71, 125, 155, 200 and 230-grain doses.
Careful administration should alleviate the pains associated with: In-laws, overbearing bosses, ex-wives (and husbands), obnoxious neighbors, and the occasional worthless politician!
Directions:
Apply freely. Re-administer as needed to achieve desired results.
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I think I've heard of this product. Had a little trouble with the FDA didn't it?
We will be much better off when we learn to deal with things as they really are, instead of how we wish them to be!
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Oooops! Gunfan posted a typo... should read "Apply liberally..."
Carry on...
"Who is to say that I am not an instrument of karma? Indeed, who is to say that I am not the very hand of God himself, dispatched by the Almighty to smite the Philistines and hypocrites, to lay low the dishonest and corrupt, and to bust the jawbone of some jackass that so desperately deserves it?"
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