This is a discussion on Um nobody has said it yet.....So I'm going to chance it. within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; GO YANKEES!!!!!...
I just puked a little in my mouth.
"Just blame Sixto"
Ok I am not really a fan of either team. I gotta root for the Phils though, the Yanks kinda remind me of the Evil Empire.
Friends don't let friends be MALL NINJAS.
I am just as nice as anyone lets me be and can be just as mean as anyone makes me. - Quoted from Terryger, New member to our forum.
Go whoever will get this series over quickest and get it off the TV!
Battle Plan (n) - a list of things that aren't going to happen if you are attacked.
Blame it on Sixto - now that is a viable plan.
Best of 7, should be best of 5.
All the games played on a Wednesday.
Don't believe what you hear and only half of what you see!
The only thing that stops bad guys with guns is good guys with guns. SgtD
Since the Detroit Tigers are out, I really don't care who wins, as long as it's not the Yank-Me's
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I like baseball, and love going to baseball games. The Yankee's? Barf. They should just buy themselves pennants and let the rest of MLB play baseball the way its supposed to be.
"Just blame Sixto"
I, (insert name here), do from this point forward declare myself to be an official Yankee Hater. I solemnly swear to uphold the reputation of Yankee Haters everywhere to the best of my ability, by engaging in acts and dialogue that attack and discredit the finest franchise in American sports history. My committment to this movement includes, but is not limited to, the following:
-Completely ignoring common sense, logic, reason, facts, history, statistics and/or level-headedness and disregarding a century's worth of success and winning when promoting my anti-Yankee agenda,
-Referencing the Yankees' payroll as an excuse for their success whenever possible, regardless of the payroll of my own team, the sporadic success of small market teams in Major League Baseball over the last decade, and the reality of revenue sharing,
-Promoting the notion that Derek Jeter is an overpaid, overrated pretty boy who got lucky at the right time in the right place, regardless of his 4 World Series rings, .300 career average, spot atop the all-time Yankee hit list, and reputation as one of the most clutch players in baseball history,
-Reminding everyone of Alex Rodriguez and Andy Pettitte's steroid use at will and heaping all of the blame for years of steroid use by a generation of MLB players squarely on their shoulders whenever I see fit,
-Calling CC Sabathia some variation of a "fat" mammal whenever I want, simply because he doesn't pitch for my team,
-Blaming umpires, Major League Baseball, Bud Selig, Donald Fehr, Scott Boras, or anyone I see fit for any victories the Yankees accumulate either in the regular season or during the playoffs, anything as long as I don't have to actually admit that the team earned a victory,
I swear to uphold all of these pledges and more as I attempt to give my pathetic life some form of meaning by directing all of my energy and emotion towards hating on the New York Yankees, their stadium, their fans, their employees, and the city of New York.
Sign Here _____________________
26 soon to be 27 is all I have to say