ROTFLMAO ! good'un !...
This is a discussion on Let get to work within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; I got this in an e-mail, thought you guys might be wondering why you are asked to do so much work all the time. ----- ...
I got this in an e-mail, thought you guys might be wondering why you are asked to do so much work all the time.
----- For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sun shine, too much pressure from my job, earwax buildup, poor blood or anything else I could think of.
But now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked.
Here's why:. . ..
The population of this country is 273 million.
140 million are retired.
That leaves 133 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 48 million to do the work.
Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government.
Leaving 19 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.
Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.
Take from that total the 14.8 million people who work for state and city governments.
And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And there you are sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading jokes.
Nice. Real nice.
"fundamental principle of American law that a government and its agents are under no general duty to provide public services, such as police protection, to any individual citizen." [Warren v. District of Columbia,(D.C. Ct. of Ap., 1981)]
If I have to explain it, you wouldn't understand
ROTFLMAO ! good'un !...
" Refuse to be a victim, make sure there is a round chambered ! "
Just call me a pessimistic optimist !
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EOD - Initial success or total failure
Sorry I'm one of the retired ones
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Sorry, I work for County goverment and I just slipped on my shovel and spilled coffee on myself when I read this. Dang it, now I need a vacation.
The only thing that stops bad guys with guns is good guys with guns. SgtD
nice! try not to work too hard...
"Being a predator isn't always comfortable but the only other option is to be prey. That is not an acceptable option." ~Phil Messina
If you carry in Condition 3, you have two empty chambers. One in the weapon...the other between your ears.
Yikes! I'm an overpaid, underworked gov't employee....on a computer reading jokes no less!!!
USAF: Loving Our Obscene Amenities Since 1947
Well looks like I'm too busy hunting for Osama to get any REAL work done....
It takes a college degree to break'em;
and a high school education to fix'em!