This is a discussion on Defective Bullet Recall!! within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Manufacturer Recalls Hollow Point Bullets That Fail To Explode Inside Targets | The Onion - America's Finest News Source Michael...
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LMAO! I want the ones that start the small internal fire.
That is some twisted humor!
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Do they sell Inferno Bullets at Walmart?
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WOW. Where did they find that guy on the street, he was pissed! The speaker for the company was quite frank about what his buyers wanted too, that was disgusting.
Overall, perverse humor
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He had good reason to be pissed! A while back I was out in the back pasture and I shot an old car body with my 44 mag using factory hollowpoint bullets. We all know that a hit with that gun on any car will result in a massive fireball which will send said auto into the air flipping over multiple times before landing on top of other structures in the area sending them up in flames also.Originally Posted by cass8171
Well guess what boys an girls, my bullets were also defective and not only did not go completely through the car body but did not result in the promised mayhem. Is this what American craftsmanship has come to?
Michael
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That was great
I really need that after today.
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I am sorry. I just did not find any of that funny at all.
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Could have been the "Dramatic affect" ammo... Only every third round causes car flipping explosions.Well guess what boys an girls, my bullets were also defective and not only did not go completely through the car body but did not result in the promised mayhem. Is this what American craftsmanship has come to?
Michael
Maybe we can get someone who hand-loads to build us some .44 mag C4 rounds. That would give plenty of extra impact trauma...
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Funny but BS at the same time because it was made to make us look bad. So yes I laughed at first then was kinda pissed.
Gun hating pansies!! lol
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Actually, I did not find it too funny either. Now "The Onion" is known for its sarcastic, made up humor (I hope everyone knew that), but this was a little over the edge for me.
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WOW! I'm amazed at some of the comments here. Thirty years ago I used to point out to my friends that the difference between the liberals of the day couldn't laugh at themselves while the conservatives loved to. Most people don't want to be around those that can't laugh at themselves. This is sad.
Michael
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The Onion rocks.
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Humor is humor and that was good. Now a good conservative needs to make a video showing libs throwing rose petals at gang members or asking them to join them in singing Kumbaya or give peace a chance.
I must have more 1911's. Someone donate me a Springfield EMP.
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