This is a discussion on Captain Obvious: Silly News Statements within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Below is a link to an article about a 12 year old girl who can't stop sneezing. Its so bad she sneezes up to 20 ...
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Below is a link to an article about a 12 year old girl who can't stop sneezing. Its so bad she sneezes up to 20 times a minute.
I couldn't help laughing at an "expert's" statement:
Its Captain Obvious to the rescue!One expert believes she is suffering from a syndrome known as 'machine gun sneezing', in which victims sneeze incessantly.
Ah-ah-achoo! The girl who sneezes 12,000 times a day leaving doctors baffled | Mail Online
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Must be a slow news day.
I like this line: "Her sneezing is not contagious".
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch; Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote."
-- Benjamin Franklin
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Good thing it wasn't incessant yawning, which is contagious. It might have been the end of civilization, as we know it . . .Originally Posted by JonInNY
Cheers,
Rod
"We're paratroopers. We're supposed to be surrounded!" Dick Winters
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She better back off to one sneeze per ahchoo or the ATF will be getting her for discharging more than one booger at a time
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--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
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