Captain Obvious: Silly News Statements

Captain Obvious: Silly News Statements

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    Captain Obvious: Silly News Statements

    Below is a link to an article about a 12 year old girl who can't stop sneezing. Its so bad she sneezes up to 20 times a minute.

    I couldn't help laughing at an "expert's" statement:

    One expert believes she is suffering from a syndrome known as 'machine gun sneezing', in which victims sneeze incessantly.
    Its Captain Obvious to the rescue!

    Ah-ah-achoo! The girl who sneezes 12,000 times a day leaving doctors baffled | Mail Online
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    Must be a slow news day.

    I like this line: "Her sneezing is not contagious".
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    Quote Originally Posted by JonInNY View Post
    Must be a slow news day.

    I like this line: "Her sneezing is not contagious".
    Good thing it wasn't incessant yawning, which is contagious. It might have been the end of civilization, as we know it . . .
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    She better back off to one sneeze per ahchoo or the ATF will be getting her for discharging more than one booger at a time
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