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    ammo/eggo shortage conspiracy

    My friend who flies a Black Helicopter for "Them" says they are not the ones to blame for the ammo shortage but are the ones that are hoarding the eggos,his wing only handles foodstuffs,so standby, beer is next!
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    I have Alton Brown's recipes and my own waffle iron. Call me a survivalist if you want, but my menu is not subject to whims of those in power!
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    leggo my eggo! (someone had to say it)
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    Quote Originally Posted by IronMike View Post
    My friend who flies a Black Helicopter for "Them" says they are not the ones to blame for the ammo shortage but are the ones that are hoarding the eggos,his wing only handles foodstuffs,so standby, beer is next!

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    Aww man...time for a beer run!! Ditto on the Leggo my eggo! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcp1810 View Post
    I have Alton Brown's recipes and my own waffle iron. Call me a survivalist if you want, but my menu is not subject to whims of those in power!
    I'm a food geek myself, Alton Brown rocks.

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    I needed some humor after ripping the last contact lens I had for my right eye.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IronMike View Post
    ...standby, beer is next!
    Meh, who cares? But, I am worried about coffee now.
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    WATCH IT!!!
    HERE COMES JUAN VALDEZ.......!!!

    "....Your beans...or your life, Senor....."
    (Pause.....)
    "....Well, Senor....??!"
    (ala Jack Benny)
    " I'M THINKING IT OVER....!"

    Not MY coffee!!
    Not on MY watch!

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    Quote Originally Posted by miklcolt45 View Post
    Meh, who cares? But, I am worried about coffee now.
    If we have a shortage of coffee we will have problems, take the veggies and leave the beans.
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    Too funny.

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