Man Who Said He Was a Ninja Impaled on Fence in Failed Jump

Man Who Said He Was a Ninja Impaled on Fence in Failed Jump

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    Man Who Said He Was a Ninja Impaled on Fence in Failed Jump

    Ok, to begin with, if this is any of you, or your relatives, friends, acquaintances, I wish you a speedy recovery, and if this offends you I'll asked it be removed.

    Man Who Said He Was a Ninja Impaled on Fence in Failed Jump - Local News | News Articles | National News | US News - FOXNews.com


    SEATTLE Seattle police say a man who thought he was a ninja was impaled on a metal fence when he tried to leap over it.

    An officer who was looking for an assault victim nearby Monday night heard the man screaming for help.

    Police supported him to prevent further injuries until medics arrived and took him to a hospital, where he was in serious condition in intensive care on Tuesday.

    Police spokeswoman Renee Witt wrote in a department Web site posting that officers thought the man might have been involved in the reported assault, but he insisted he was just a ninja trying to clear a 4- to 5-foot-tall fence.

    Witt says the man was "overconfident in his abilities," and that alcohol likely played a role.


    His name was not released.
    For some reason I can't explain, maybe the part in bold, the mental image I get from this story on an impaled inebriated man being held up by cops and screaming in pain "But I'm a Ninja!", makes me chuckle a little bit.

    And the police spokesperson should be nominated for the understatement of the year, or at least month award.

    Once again, I wish this guy a speedy recovery, and maybe next time he tries out his ninjitsu skills, he will have better luck
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    Maybe he could try jumping a fence with a smooth top or just forget this ninja stuff altogether.

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    Quote Originally Posted by searcher 45 View Post
    Maybe he could try jumping a fence with a smooth top or just forget this ninja stuff altogether.
    Where is the adventure in that, being a ninja is a calling anyways.

    One of the best things about real life is you simply can not make this stuff up.
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    I think he would have been more believable if he said he was Santa Claus and fell outta his sled making a dry run before Christmas
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    Swam up from the shallow end of the gene pool and landed on a fence.
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    well, not much good to say about this.
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    He must have been caught mid air by the evil dark ninja and slammed down on the fence in a manner that would have certainly ended the life of any regular human being. His screams for help were only an effort to be freed promptly so that he could avenge himself and keep the neighborhood safe from the evil one.
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    Was it a mall fence by chance


    OOooh this is just too rich
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    Ya' gotta' give him credit for being smart...he 'stuck' around and waited for the cops to show up.
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    Ninja-kabobs anyone?

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    It has been said before..."stupid is as stupid does"...hmm, and many more!

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    Ninja On A Stick.

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    That is funny. I'm picturing him to be about 250# and just out of mom's basement.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SIXTO View Post
    That is funny. I'm picturing him to be about 250# and just out of mom's basement.

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