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    Talking Word changes!

    Yet again - from an email so may not be new to all - some good ''alternatives'' here tho

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    Altered dictionary words from:
    The Washington Post Mensa Invitational

    The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again
    asked readers to take any word from the dictionary,
    alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing
    letter, and supply a new definition.
    Here are this year's {2005} winners:

    1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which
    renders the subject financially impotent for an
    indefinite period.

    2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an
    a$$hole.

    3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund,
    which lasts until you realize it was your money to
    start with.

    4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

    5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid
    people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The
    bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of
    breaking down in the near future.

    6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for
    the purpose of getting laid.

    7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

    8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic
    wit and the person who doesn't get it.

    9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you
    are running late.

    10. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

    11. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one
    got extra credit.)

    12. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending
    off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like,
    the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

    13. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting
    through the day consuming only things that are good
    for you.

    14. Glibido: All talk and no action.

    15. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to
    seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

    16. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance
    performed just after you've accidentally walked
    through a spider web.

    17. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito,
    that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning
    and cannot be cast out.

    18. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after
    finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
    Chris - P95
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    #4. Reintarnation!!! That's me!!!!!!!

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    Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an a$$hole.

    How many of these have we met?

    Thanks P95, made my evening.
    eschew obfuscation

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    awww #17, my mortal enemy, I once slept in a tent that was next to a lake at my uncle's place in Lodgegrass Montana, and somehow all these mosiqitos entered and had a bloody buffet!!!!!

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    Oh yes! Beelzebug Have had contact with same as National Night Bird of Viet Nam. Also Day Bird = Fly!
    Lost a lot of sleep

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