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    Ymbagni

    This is something I found years ago that I still re-read on occasion. Makes me laugh as I read through it and see myself all over the place in it.

    It is just various statements that start "You might be a gun nut if...". Some make me go , others or . I'm sure you can imagine how many of them go and I'm sure there are a lot you can think of to add to the list.

    It's in the basic .txt format for those who don't have "MSWord".
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    eschew obfuscation

    The only thing that stops bad guys with guns is good guys with guns. SgtD


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    Awesome stuff! I think that we can all find ones (if not all!) that fit us to a tee.
    -Bill

    "Better to have it and not need it, than to need it and not have it."

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    Sadly (or not) I can ID with most all those, except perhaps the more extreme and exaggerated ones!

    I must admit tho I have long since stopped using ''nut'' for my gun affliction - only because it has seemingly become a more derogatory term these days - so I use ''gun enthusiast'' - bit mild but helps make me feel more sane
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    is like owning a piano and assuming that you are a musician!."


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    If you cut gun ports in your Hurricane Panels you might be Florida Gun Nut.
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
    Randy Cain.

    Ego will kill you. Leave it at home.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miggy
    If you cut gun ports in your Hurricane Panels you might be Florida Gun Nut.
    Or just experienced!
    "I surrounded 'em"- Alvin York

    "They're ain't many troubles that a man can't fix with seven hundred dollars and a thirty ought six"- Jeff Cooper

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    i can identify with a few

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bud White
    i can identify with a few
    ....me too!
    USAF: Loving Our Obscene Amenities Since 1947

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    My wife still hasn't figured out why her toothbrush occasionally tastes like Hoppes #9.....

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    My wife still hasn't figured out why her toothbrush occasionally tastes like Hoppes #9.....
    Now that's good
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    Quote Originally Posted by P95Carry
    Now that's good
    Thanks Chris, just don't tell my wife!

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    If you ever find Colgate on or in your gun - you'll know she worked it out and is gettin' her own back
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    Quote Originally Posted by P95Carry
    If you ever find Colgate on or in your gun - you'll know she worked it out and is gettin' her own back
    Luckily for me, she shoots too, and would never put Colgate in any of my guns - there are other places she might put it if she finds out, but I don't want to think about it....

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    If you see TV footage of the war in Bosnia and wish you were there to pick up the brass, you just might be a gun nut.
    Who here didn't cringe when they show on TV the bulldozer running over AK's and RPD's in Iraq?
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
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    Chris,
    What more extreme and exaggerated ones?

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