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    HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

    1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

    2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

    3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

    4. Leave a note on your door that reads:


    "Bubba,

    Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour.
    Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and
    messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell
    from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.

    Better wait outside. Be right back.

    Cooter"


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    That would be great unless they went in the Back door
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    Outhouses have more than 1 door? Who would have knunk it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HITCH KING View Post
    Outhouses have more than 1 door? Who would have knunk it.

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    A neighbor asked if our ADT alarm works....

    I said yes...it's gives me time to grab my 12GA :)

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