Have a laugh.

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    Have a laugh.

    I read this the other day and had to share it.

    A bank robber accidentally shot a pregnant woman three times in the stomach. Miraculously the woman and babies survived, but the doctors decided against removing the three bullets because of the risk. The woman had three babies, two girls and a boy.

    All went well for 16 years, and then one day the first girl came to her mother very excited and said she had to tinkle and a bullet came out. The mother explained to the girl about the shooting and everything quieted down.

    A week later, the second girl had to tinkle and out came another bullet. Explanation was given and all was again OK. Then, a week later, the boy started to tell his mother about and incident he had, and the mother just interrupted to tell him about the shooting and asked if he had found a bullet had come out when he tinkled.

    The boy answered that a bullet had not come out when he tinkled. Instead he told his Mom he had been playing with himself and accidently shot the dog.

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    LOL! Thanks, OG

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    GOOD one!!!!!!!!!!1
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    Good Stuff!!!!!!! They guys will get a laugh out of that one.
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    That's funny! Thanks. I can already think of a couple people I will need to share it with.
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