Now that's a good one!
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... was driving down the road when his wife called him on his cell phone. He answered and heard his frantic wife on the other end:
"Honey be careful, I'm watching the news and they are reporting a man driving the wrong way on the interstate down where you are"
The old man thinks for a moment and replies:
"Honey, it's not just one car, its hundreds of them"
Now that's a good one!
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Now that is funny...
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I read this joke here today and then I left to go to town and finish my Christmas shopping. As I was approaching the stop sign at the corner a car turned onto my street and stayed in my lane until I thought a head on collision was a foregone conclusion. He then saw me and got back in his lane.
About a mile later I was turning onto the main highway, the highway is divided here and there is a gas station between the north and south bound lanes. I turned north and an old lady turned south out of the gas station right into my lane! The sad part is I could see it on her face that she firmly believed I was wrong and driving in her lane.
The speed limit at this point is 60 mph and she was approaching a blind hill. I lost track of her after she ignored my attempts to wave he off the road so I sure hope she did not kill anyone, including herself. After that the joke lost some of its humor for me.
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This happened just last week near where I live:
TOWN OF ULSTER — An elderly man involved in a head-on accident after driving the wrong way on U.S. Route 209 has died.
Daryl L. Spencer, 87, of Ratterman Road, Woodstock, died Thursday at Albany Medical Center from injuries suffered in the Tuesday accident.
Witnesses told police Spencer drove his car, a 2003 Ford Focus, northbound in the southbound lanes of the four-lane divided highway and struck a 1995 Toyota Camry driven by Ernest Henkel, 78, of Rhinebeck.
The accident occurred around 11:15 a.m. near the Enterprise Drive overpass.
Spencer was removed from his car by Ulster Hose Fire Department and was flown by helicopter to Albany Medical Center. Henkel was taken by Mobile Life ambulance to St. Francis Hospital in Poughkeepsie.
The Ulster County Sheriff’s Office has not said how Spencer ended up on the wrong side of the highway.
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A Florida state trooper is sitting behind a billboard watching for speeders when he sees a car going down the highway at 35 MPH. The cars coming up on it from the rear keep braking hard and swerving to aviod rear ending it so he decides to stop the car to see whats up.
When he stops the car there are four little grey haried ladies in it. He ask the driver for her DL and insurance. She gives it to him. He then ask her why she is driving so slow.
She says "Oh I was driving the speed limit officer. The sign said F-35"
He explains that F-35 is the highway number and not the speed limit. He then ask why the other three ladies in the car are all white faced and shaking, and look ill.
The driver says, "Oh their OK, we just got off highway 125."