What's in Jack Bauer's bag?

[Miggy]

• Three vials of sodium pentothal
  Chase's other arm- there is no way that Jack was unaware that Chase broke Kim's heart. Jack always gets his revenge.
  Copy of CTU Distress Codes (2004 Edition)
  Three Cruise missiles
  Four pairs of flexicuffs
  Sun Tzu's The Art of War
  Medieval Iron Maiden
  Pair of pearl-handled Colt revolvers
  Habib Marwan's heart
  Sunglasses
  Cell phone and PDA chargers
  Band-Aids
  Swiss Army knife
  Box of Powerbars
  Two Fruit Punch Gatorades
  Change of underwear
  Schematics of every building in Los Angeles
  Two claymore anti-personal mines
  Driver's License, Helicopter Pilot's License, Airplane Pilot's License, SCUBA certification card, CPR certification card, Frequent Finagler card
  Bamboo shoots (for torture)
  Branding irons (for torture)
  Three pints of type sensitive blood
  iPod
  Kim's senior portrait from high school
  Approximately 17,000 9mm bullets
  Flare gun
  Night vision goggles
  Centrum A-Zinc vitamins
  Copy of Barstool Sports
  Arab-English dictionary, Spanish-English dictionary, Farsi-English dictionary, Russian-English dictionary
  Heroin
  Mass Card for Edgar's wake
  Hit List
  Picture of him and Tony Almeida performing "Love Is a Battlefield" at CTU: Los Angeles' Annual Karaoke Christmas Party
  Business Cards
  Pepper Spray
  AK-47
  Altoids
  Gas Mask
  EpiPen
  Ticket for year long vacation, flight leaves tomorrow at 8:30 AM

[DefensiveCarry.com]

[QKShooter]

Doesn't he also have a neck brace in there that keeps his head from constantly moving to the left and the right every time he talks on the phone.

Ever notice that?

[P95Carry]

Three Cruise missiles

Only three Miggy!?

[Miggy]

I forgot to add I got the list by email.... do you know that Amazon actually sells a bag like Bauer's? Amazing!

PS: Without the goodies

And I also found this animation... pretty good

24 without food

[srfl]

Thanks for the laughs today Miggy.

I thought that Jack Bauer only had in his magic tool bag a:

- suppressor that attaches to any gun without the benefit of pesky trival things like a threaded barrel,
- monocular that allowed Jack Bauer to see very clearly at night (without it being an IR device), and
- PDA with a bazillion megs of memory for all of the downloaded images sent to him by Chloe (who has to be the single most whiney brat in the history of femaledom).

[Miggy]

Thanks for the laughs today Miggy.

I thought that Jack Bauer only had in his magic tool bag a:

- suppressor that attaches to any gun without the benefit of pesky trival things like a threaded barrel,

Velcro?

- monocular that allowed Jack Bauer to see very clearly at night (without it being an IR device), and

It is actually a dispenser of a chemical that augments the light reception at the retina level. The chemical burns like pepper spray, but Jack is not affected by it.

- PDA with a bazillion megs of memory for all of the downloaded images sent to him by Chloe (who has to be the single most whiney brat in the history of femaledom).

Yeah, but she can shoot!

[srfl]

It is actually a dispenser of a chemical that augments the light reception at the retina level. The chemical burns like pepper spray, but Jack is not affected by it.

...actually, the chemical is affected by Jack.

Yeah, but she can shoot!

....true.

[BCurry1]

24 is the best show ever!!

[Lawrence Keeney]

Ever notice how he never seems to go to the bathroom?

[Bud White]

only talks at 2 volumes also yelling wishper and yelling

[Miggy]

Ever notice how he never seems to go to the bathroom?

So you finally understand why he is so mean?

[SGeringer]

Pair of pearl-handled Colt revolvers

IVORY handled revolvers.......Bauer is NOT that kind of pimp.