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    More dry humor.

    I got the following in an email. Probably from the same comedian that was recently quoted in this Forum. (The quotes from that comedian, not the email!)

    - Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

    - The speed of time is one second per second.

    - Is it possible to be totally partial?

    - What's another word for thesaurus?

    - Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?

    - If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

    - Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.

    -It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.

    - Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

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    Good...Coffee & A Chuckle to hopefully start the day off on a happy note.

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    I've got a bunch of tests to grade this morning; I may have to come back and re-read that a number of times this morning.

    Whoever said "There's no such thing as a stupid question.", must have not been a teacher.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tangle
    I've got a bunch of tests to grade this morning; I may have to come back and re-read that a number of times this morning.

    Whoever said "There's no such thing as a stupid question.", must have not been a teacher.
    Wouldn't that be "there's no such thing as a stupid answer?"


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    Quote Originally Posted by MattLarson
    Wouldn't that be "there's no such thing as a stupid answer?"

    LOL! Maybe so. My favorite ? question is, "Are we going to be doing anything important in class tomorrow?" It doesn't matter what I say, and I have really spun some yarns about "class tomorrow", the next thing I hear is, "Well, I can't be there."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tangle
    Whoever said "There's no such thing as a stupid question.", must have not been a teacher.
    There really are no stupid questions. There's just an endless supply of inquisitive idiots.
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    I'm totally partial to those! I'm STILL smiling!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roadrunner
    There really are no stupid questions. There's just an endless supply of inquisitive idiots.
    That's great! I love that phrase.
    eschew obfuscation

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    I like the pants line!

    Reminds me of my 3 yr old!!
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    "You've never lived until you've almost died. For those who fight for it, life has a flavor the protected will never know" - T.R.

    <----My LT was unhappy that I did not have my PASS-Tag at that fire. But I found the body so he said he would overlook it. :)

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    In the computer field one of the great sayings is:

    Just about the time you have made something idiot proof, someone invents a better idiot!
    George

    Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

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    I love that type of humor!
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