I Got.............."Volunteered" to be Santa Claus!!

I Got.............."Volunteered" to be Santa Claus!!

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    Exclamation I Got.............."Volunteered" to be Santa Claus!!

    Yep, tomorrow night I get dressed up as Santa for our company's children and pets Christmas party.

    Me the one that says children are wonderful, depending on how you cook them.

    I even threatened to do something like this.............

    YouTube - Al Bundy Santa

    And even that didn't work.

    Guess I'm stuck with it.

    Wish I wasn't a team player.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ExactlyMyPoint View Post


    Absolutey!!

    We expect pictures very soon!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2ndsupporter View Post
    Absolutey!!

    We expect pictures very soon!!
    Good luck with that!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by GunnyBunny View Post
    Good luck with that!!
    lol, (insert evil laugh here)

    This is one of those special moments when having the knowledge that Mrs.GunnyBunny is also a member of this board can really come in handy!!!!

    Better dress authentic.....

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    Stay away from the alcohol at the Christmas party, G.B.

    We wouldn't want this to be you:

    YouTube - Santa Gets Arrested
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    Socialism is the philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy. — Winston Churchill

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    In the immortal words of Eddie Murphy:

    "You, too, can be a ho' (ho')."
    He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose. - Jim Elliott

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    I didn't know that Santa was EVIL! :-)
    "Without fear there can be no Courage!"

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    I wanted to be Santa for all the good little girls at the Great Alaskan Bush Company. For some reason they said no.

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    No smartcarry holster for you tomorrow night, eh?

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    Have a great time GB and remember it's only 1 in 5 kids that set on Santa's lap that pees themselves.
    For as the lightning comes from the east and flashes to the west, so also will the coming of the son of man be. Mathew 24:27

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    GB, I have been Santa for the last 5 years,normally I recruit 2 or 3 Hooters Girls for evles and visit the Childrens Hospital up the road.Its great fun and helps out with some of my uber bad karma.
    Help the little ones stay little just one more year...Be a good Santa!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dal1Celt View Post
    I didn't know that Santa was EVIL! :-)
    SANTA = SATAN Church Lady

    I had that Santa duty a few years ago. Words of wisdom: the suit is HOT! Wear light clothes!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pure Kustom View Post
    lol, (insert evil laugh here)

    This is one of those special moments when having the knowledge that Mrs.GunnyBunny is also a member of this board can really come in handy!!!!

    Better dress authentic.....
    Fortunately she won't be there tonight and most of you don't know where I work so there will be no photographic evidence this ever happened.
    CCW permit holder for Idaho, Utah, Pennsylvania, Maine and New Hampshire. I can carry in your country but not my own.

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