I won the lottery!

I won the lottery!

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    Member Array ibex's Avatar
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    Cool I won the lottery!

    No, I'm still not rich.

    I am "among those randomly selected and registered for further consideration in the DV-2007 diversity immigrant program for fiscal year 2007".

    Nothing certain yet, though.

    I suspect some of you will be rolling their eyes, thinking something like "Great, another immigrant." Well, guilty as charged.

    On the bright side,
    • I am not illegally jumping the border
    • I can speak, read and write English reasonably well
    • I will not (I repeat: NOT) fly the German flag over the American Flag
    • I will not be a welfare leech
    • I will leave any stupid socialist ideas behind.
    • I will join the NRA as soon as possible.

    Wish me luck, please!
    "So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause."
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    Good Luck, ibex!!!

    This country will be proud to have you as a citizen

    We can always use more pro-gun voters
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    Thumbs up We'll Be Happy To Have You Here

    Just tell IMMIGRATION that you know QKShooter on CombatCarry.com & they'll let you right in and you can avoid all of that Pain In The Ass Paperwork.

    Seriously, The Very Best Of Luck To You.

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    Welcome hopefully soon to the US. Have you though about where you would like to live? Any family or friends here already?

    I guess that was a silly question, you have a whole bunch of friends right here on CC.

    Good luck.
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    ibex, sounds as though you'll make a great addition to our country. I wish you well.
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    Oh, you mean you are doing the way it is suppose to be done, just like my grandfather did when he came here from Germany. Well good luck to you it's been people like you that built this great country of ours.
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    Congrats on the selection. I'll keep my fingers crossed for you.
    - Tom
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    Good luck! Glad to have you, and THANKS for respecting the rules.

    Keep us posted!

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    No problem at all since you put it that way and laid it out as to your intentions. I don't go for the A typical border jumpers that are NOT legal and are NOT doing things right, you are well intentioned and that's all one can ask.

    Wish you all the luck.

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    Congratulations, and good luck!
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    We look forward to having you here.
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    We'll keep our fingers crossed for you. I'll likely visit your country next weekend when I'm in the Netherlands. Plan to hop across the border for a bit of a visit.


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    Ibex - that's great.

    Well - I came in the legal ''hard way'' and am proud to be an American Citizen. May you manage the whole course and achieve the same.

    Keep us posted on how it all shapes up.
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    I dont know if its necessairy , but i would hate to see any board member scammed ( and there have ben a fiew scams on the lottery lately ) so i respectfully suggest that Ibex visit http://www.ftc.gov/bcp/conline/pubs/alerts/lottery.htm and make shure its the real thing ... hope all is well and if it is i hope ya make it
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