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    I just got Tiger's Christmas card, I thought I'd share

    What a lovely couple;
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    "Just blame Sixto"

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    I know, tasteless and tacky, but here they are just the same...

    What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?
    They’re both in danger of being clubbed by Norwegians!

    Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree.
    He couldn’t decide between the iron or the wood.

    This morning, his agent announced that the new nickname for Tiger will either be Cheetah or Lion.

    His wife Elin told police that she went for a rescue wood, but it looks like she really went for the driver.

    Did you hear that he inspired a new Kung Fu movie to be released?
    “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.”

    Did you make it out of your own driveway safely this morning?
    Then you can say that you outdrove Tiger Woods.

    Tiger just lost his endorsement with Gillette because now they can’t use his ad in which he says, “This was my closest shave yet.”

    Elin Nordegren got hired today as a consultant.
    She’s teaching Phil Mickelson how to beat Tiger.

    Did you hear about Tiger’s last outing?
    He drove into a tree, then ended up with a bad lie.

    What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?
    Tiger can drive a ball 350 yards.

    What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?
    They went clubbing.
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    Battle Plan (n) - a list of things that aren't going to happen if you are attacked.
    Blame it on Sixto - now that is a viable plan.

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    Ah, the beauty of PhotoShop!
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    Tasteless and tacky= funny.
    "Just blame Sixto"

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    Amen to that.
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    I saw this yesterday and couldn't stop laughing, very funny IMO!

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    Funny.
    The guy is taking a severe beating everywhere now and not just beyond the confines of his own driveway.

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    That's Funny!
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    Apparently Tiger drives well on the fairway, but doesn't fare well on the driveway...
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    And all the hoopla will be over the next time he wins a tournament . . .
    Cheers,
    Rod
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    Sixto, That is great. Thanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JonInNY View Post
    Ah, the beauty of PhotoShop!
    Quote Originally Posted by SIXTO View Post
    What a lovely couple;


    Fuuunnnny!!!!!!!!!!iiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Iiiiii iiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii



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