Some thangs jest can't be done!
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A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, ...
April 28th, 2006 09:38 PM
Some thangs jest can't be done!
(With apologies to our lady members )
A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
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April 28th, 2006 09:54 PM
Ahhhhhh.......the bridge would be easier!
"He went on two legs, wore clothes and was a human being, but nevertheless he was in reality a wolf of the Steppes. He had learned a good deal . . . and was a fairly clever fellow. What he had not learned, however, was this: to find contentment in himself and his own life. The cause of this apparently was that at the bottom of his heart he knew all the time (or thought he knew) that he was in reality not a man, but a wolf of the Steppes."
April 28th, 2006 10:26 PM
April 28th, 2006 10:31 PM
I like. I know a couple of bikers that would prefer the bridge. Don't know if I really want to know the other request.
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April 28th, 2006 11:26 PM
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April 29th, 2006 12:03 AM
My wife slapped me for showing her that one,....................
George Washington: "A free people ought to be armed."
April 29th, 2006 12:18 AM
That is one of my all-time favorites.
A man goes to see a doctor.
Ya..gg...gggg....gggotttaaaa... hhhee...hhheelllllpppp mmmm...mmmmmeeeee!!!
The doc replies,
"Don't worry, I once had a stuttering problem worse than yours. But I kissed my wife passionately three times a day for three months, and it stopped.
The patient returns three months later.
But you sure have nice curtains!"
(Slightly edited for this family-friendly forum from the version I first heard while a resident in the OR many years ago ;-)
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