Help Tiger outrun his angry wife

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    Help Tiger outrun his angry wife

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    Lol, that is excellent!

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    I don't understand why the surprise about Tiger's accident, he has always been a powerful and reckless driver.
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    Too Funny.
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    Would there be all this levity if the shoe were on the other foot (for instance, if a Black man was alleged to have beaten his White wife with a golf club)? Would there be an internet game? No; I think it would be a very touchy subject.

    Why is Tiger being portrayed as a victim? From everything that I have heard, he appears to be just another weasel that loves himself more than anything in the world. "Can you please take your name off your phone?" I am absolutely unimpressed.

    A more appropriate game would involve Tiger Woods trying to outrun the Truth.

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    It's the celebrity factor, the "squeeky clean" factor, and the sheer National Lampoon/Marx Brothers slapstick visual of his wife slinging the business end of a nine iron, coupled with the pretty much universal recognition that he most definitely had it coming...

    In fact, I think it is the golf club that makes this story funny. Gun...? Not funny.

    Baseball bat...? Not funny.

    Butcher knife...? Definitely not funny.

    But his stunning blonde ex-model wife wanting to know who all these cocktail waitresses, party girls, and assorted half-nekkid ho's in The National Enquirer are, and chasing Tiger down the street with his own custom Callaway...?

    That's priceless... if it was Chevy Chase in CaddyShack, you'd be laughing your butt off...
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    That's pretty funny...
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    I heard he changed his name to Cheetah...

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    Tiger drives well in the fairway, but doesn't fare well in the driveway.
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    This is some funny stuff...I don't care who you are!!!!

    She couldn't pull that shot off with a 3 iron, she should have used a driver. Who in the heck does she think she is? Tiger Woods?

    Do you know the difference between a golf ball and an Escalade? Tiger can drive a golf ball 350 yards.

    Do you know why Tiger ended up in the rough after hitting the fire hydrant and then the tree? He usually hits the wood first and then the iron.
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