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    > Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and an
    > Aussie are all walking together one day..
    > They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
    > 'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total',
    > says the Genie.
    > The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada '
    > POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

    > Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Pakistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians
    > can come into our precious land.'
    > POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

    > The Aussie says, 'I am very curious.
    > Please tell me more about this wall.'
    > The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the countries. Nothing can get in or out;
    > it's virtually impenetrable.'
    > The Aussie sits down on his Harley , cracks a beer, lights a cigarette,
    > smiles and says,
    > 'Fill the sucker with water.'
    > I pretty much vote this my favorite email of the year.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pure Kustom View Post
    > Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and an
    > Aussie are all walking together one day..
    > They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
    > 'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total',
    > says the Genie.
    > The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada '
    > POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

    > Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Pakistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians
    > can come into our precious land.'
    > POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

    > The Aussie says, 'I am very curious.
    > Please tell me more about this wall.'
    > The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the countries. Nothing can get in or out;
    > it's virtually impenetrable.'
    > The Aussie sits down on his Harley , cracks a beer, lights a cigarette,
    > smiles and says,
    > 'Fill the sucker with water.'
    > I pretty much vote this my favorite email of the year.
    We have pretty much the same story up here, except the guy that wants the wall is from Quebec.
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    Good one Rocky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZRT600 View Post
    Gunnybunny. Parlez vous francais?
    Nyet!!
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    Ignorance can be cured. Stupid is forever.

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    A banker, a lawyer , and Obama went mountain climbing. When they reached the top of the mountain they found a genie. The genie explained that he was the mountain genie and the only way down was his way. His way was simple, run and jump off the mountain, scream what you want to be, you change into that, and that's it. The banker said "me first" and ran fast and jumped and screamed "eagle". He changed to a eagle and flew off majestically. The lawyer took off next, jumped and screamed "Hawk" changed to a hawk and flew off majestically. Obama took off running, tripped before the edge, and yelled..."crap" and splatted on the ground. The genie giggled a little and said to himself...he really just doesn't get the whole change thing does he.
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