Amazingly Simple Home Remedies and Advice

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    Amazingly Simple Home Remedies and Advice

    Amazing simple home remedies

    1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.

    2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

    3. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer..

    4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

    5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.

    6. You only need two tools in life - wd-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the wd-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

    7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem .

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    I love it! Brought a smile to my face on this long day!
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    Good stuff.
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    Cute. It's all I have in my toolbox anyway: A Hammer, WD-40 and Duct Tape.
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    If the only tool you have is hammer you have to treat all your problems like a nail.
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    Peeing in the sink is certain to end complaints about the seat being left up.
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    You people have seats on your toilets? Wow! You must be rich.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mr.stuart View Post
    You people have seats on your toilets? Wow! You must be rich.
    You people have toilets, you must at least be middle income.

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    You use two ply TP man you are rolling in the money

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    Eliminate the toilet seat argument: Pee on the seat. Of course this brings on a new argument.
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    Just wondering, do the rest of you take the dishes out of the sink first?
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    Here's a real one... my Grandma's preferred method of birth control for girls...? Aspirin.

    One aspirin, held firmly between the knees is 100% effective with no lasting side effects...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis128 View Post
    Just wondering, do the rest of you take the dishes out of the sink first?
    What, you don't use a pre-rinse first?
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