We need to ban those assault steaks

We need to ban those assault steaks

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    We need to ban those assault steaks

    Fla. woman arrested for allegedly hitting boyfriend with raw steak after dispute over a roll

    DUNNELLON, Fla. (AP) — A 53-year-old was arrested after alledgedly hitting a man in the head with a raw steak. According to a Marion County Sheriff's Office report, the man told deputies Elsie Egan repeatedly hit him with the uncooked meat and slapped his face after he refused a piece of sliced bread. The man said he wanted a bread roll.

    Egan denied hitting the man with the steak but did admit to slapping him, saying she did it "so that he could learn."

    The man told deputies that Egan was his live-in girlfriend. He declined medical assistance.

    Egan was charged with abuse of a disabled adult. According to online records, she has been released on $2,500 bond and is scheduled to appear in court in January. It's unclear if she has an attorney.
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    Was it a large caliber round steak, or a high velocity T-bone?
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    Love me a good steak. She was just "tenderizing" it for him.
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    She slapped him with e-coli?
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    CUSTOMER GETS A ROUNDHOUSE WITH A PORTERHOUSE.....
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    Egan denied hitting the man with the steak but did admit to slapping him, saying she did it "so that he could learn."
    So he could learn what? How it feels to get your head knotted up with a steak. That's one crazy lady right there gents.
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    He must have been like that guy "meathead" from the old Archie Bunker show!


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    Hate to tell her no to salad and dessert

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    Was it a high capacity steak?

    Maybe an evil black(end) steak?
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    If the cops were nearby, they must have been on a steak-out.

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    Assualt with a dead weapon.
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    This is a Rare story with a fatty middle and I hope it goes well for the fellow.

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    Wink Steak Ban

    I volunteer to ban all high quality steaks to my stomach.

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    They had a bad meating? I guess she just had a beef with him.
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