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    If Hilary Clinton and Jane Fonda had a duel, would it matter who won?
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    It would only matter if one of them did win.
    eschew obfuscation

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    I'd hope for a draw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xaircav
    If Hilary Clinton and Jane Fonda had a duel, would it matter who won?
    Not at all. The fact that either survived would mean all the rest of us lost.

    Matt

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    I'd pay to watch if they used chainsaws...

    One of the best bumper stickers I ever saw was on the back of a Vietnam Vet's car...it said: "I'll forgive Jane Fonda when the Jews forgive Hitler!"

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    all i know is rosie odonnel couldnt referee cause she would want to eat the winner



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    Quote Originally Posted by Redneck Repairs
    all i know is rosie odonnel couldnt referee cause she would want to eat the winner



    oO( that was bad of me wasnt it lol )
    what do you mean...er... no matter what I say it ain't gonna come out pretty
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    We would...if they both lost.
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