Funny story I thought I'd share.
We were at the bank yesterday waiting to fill out some paperwork to consolidate some of our debt. While we were sitting there the wife looked over and asked:
"You don't have your gun do you"?
I looked down "What? Did I forget my pants again"?
She rolled her eyes...
She said "Well I thought it being a bank and all you wouldn't bring it in here"
I glared at her...
She said "What"?
To which I responded "Ya you're right, banks never get robbed... ever. Might as well go put it in the car"
I got the eye roll again.
She knows better, but once in a while I'll get statements like these.