Finally found an outfit I can't carry in

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    Finally found an outfit I can't carry in

    My oldest and I are playing Biblical tax payers in a Christmas Journey event at church. I finally found an outfit I can't carry in.



    I figure if someone tries anything stupid in an area where there is literally hundreds of church members, thousands of people watching the event, and farm animals all around, I could just throw a goat at someone

    *on another note, I now sympathize with women who wear dresses and open toed shoes in the cold*
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    That's what they make Thunderwear for :)

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    SmartCarry... not an outfit made for an easy draw, but better than unarmed...
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    Good grief. The Taliban wear the same thing and have absolutely no problem hiding an AK under their garments...

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    Tax payers or collectors?
    What are the bindings on the hands for?
    Hope ya' don't have to take a plane to get there, you might have some problems at the airport.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoResident View Post
    Good grief. The Taliban wear the same thing and have absolutely no problem hiding an AK under their garments...
    That is funny!!!

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    Given that your over-shirt there appears to open in the front, I bet a decent shoulder holster would do the trick.

    Or just keep a goat nearby at all times - they're more aerodynamic than some of the other farm critters.

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    Get a thigh holster!!!
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    Use the hat man!!!! Jeeesh

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoResident View Post
    Good grief. The Taliban wear the same thing and have absolutely no problem hiding an AK under their garments...
    Hilarious.

    Quote Originally Posted by retsupt99 View Post
    What are the bindings on the hands for?
    It was cold out there and wanting to be as realistic as possible I didn't think Biblical Israelites had gloves, of course if you look close enough you'll see they apparently did have Everlast boxing wraps
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    Belly band.

    Smart Carry.

    Thigh holster.

    Compression shirt holster with a vee neck.

    Compression shorts holster.

    Deep concealment "shoulder holster" (the belly band-ish elastic contraption with shoulder straps).

    Probably more...

    Once clothing is involved at all, there's very nearly no such thing as an outfit that can't conceal a firearm ... depending how committed you are to carrying the darn thing!

    (By the way, cool costumes. And thanks for making Christmas just a little more special for people in your community.)

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    Sorry, my mind went in another direction. I thought someone would be in there birthday suit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by varob View Post
    Sorry, my mind went in another direction. I thought someone would be in there birthday suit.
    Same here. My first thought was "What is Paco doing in a bikini?" followed very quickly by "I sure hope there are no pictures."
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    You apparently have never watched a prison show and heard the term PRISON PACKING
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    Quote Originally Posted by morintp View Post
    Same here. My first thought was "What is Paco doing in a bikini?" followed very quickly by "I sure hope there are no pictures."
    Don't believe what you hear and only half of what you see!
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