This time the nut at WalMart was me...

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    This time the nut at WalMart was me...

    Making my way across WalMart from Sporting Goods to the cat food aisle, my cell phone rang. My wife was calling and asked where I was. Not wishing to pass up a great opportunity, I replied in a clear, carrying, cell-phone voice, "Oh, I'm here in Wal-Mart, just walking around in ladies' underwear..."

    The two junior high girls within earshot spun around so quicky I was afraid they might have sprained something - they were unamused as I pointed to the racks around me and protested, "What?! ...What?!?"

    No sense of humor in kids these days.
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    Anyone been to www.peopleofwalmart.com

    Men walking around as women is NOT unusual there. lol

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    Thanks for the laugh at your expense :)
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    No amount of viagra will help you after viewing the 'people of walmart' site...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Saber View Post
    No amount of viagra will help you after viewing the 'people of walmart' site...
    That's why I carry a bottle of the pink stuff as a protective weapon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paymeister View Post
    I pointed to the racks around me
    Good alibi!

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