Bad day at Hallmark

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    Bad day at Hallmark

    Bad day at Hallmark

    Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day........

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    My tire was thumping.
    I thought it was flat

    When I looked at the tire...

    I noticed your cat.

    Sorry!

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    Heard your wife left you,
    How upset you must be.

    But don't fret about it...

    She moved in with me.

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    Looking back over the years

    that we've been together,

    I can't help but wonder...

    'What the hell was I thinking?'

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    Congratulations on your wedding day!

    Too bad no one likes your husband.

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    How could two people as beautiful as you

    Have such an ugly baby?


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    I've always wanted to have
    someone to hold,

    someone to love.

    After having met you ..

    I've changed my mind.


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    I must admit, you brought Religion into my life..

    I never believed in Hell until I met you.

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    As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am..

    That you're not here to ruin it for me.

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    Congratulations on your promotion.
    Before you go...

    Would you like to take this knife out of my back?

    You'll probably need it again.

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    Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!

    (Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia )


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    Happy birthday! You look great for your age.

    Almost Lifelike!

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    When we were together,
    you always said you'd die for me.

    Now that we've broken up,

    I think it's time you kept your promise.

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    We have been friends for a very long time .

    let's say we stop?


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    I'm so miserable without you

    it's almost like you're here.

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    Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.

    Did you ever find out who the father was?

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    Your friends and I wanted to do

    something special for your birthday.

    So we're having you put to sleep..

    )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
    So your daughter's a hooker,
    and it spoiled your day.

    Look at the bright side,

    it's really good pay

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    There are days I could one or two of those!
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    Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!

    (Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia )
    One of my favorites!!!
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    First thing this morning I stepped in dog doo.

    It was mushy and squishy and smelly like you.

    Happy Birthday shart master.
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    Texting the cat one to my girlfriend...and probably gonna end up sleeping alone tonight. Too funny not to though!
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    #4................on most days!
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    Very cute. Here's my entry for the (ex) wife:

    Darling,
    The only good years you gave me are on the back of my truck!
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    Loved them!
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    Those are great...
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    Hello great hunter

    With your face all red

    What you thought was a Deer

    Turned out to be your Brother-in-laws head..........
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