25 Signs You Have Grown Up

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    25 Signs You Have Grown Up

    Just for a chuckle today.

    25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP

    1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

    2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

    3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

    4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

    5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

    6. You watch the Weather Channel.

    7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."

    8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

    9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

    10. You're the one calling the police because those %@# kids next
    door won't turn down the stereo.

    11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

    12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

    13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

    14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

    15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

    16. You take naps.

    17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of
    one.

    18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
    rather than settle, your stomach.

    19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms
    and pregnancy tests.

    20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good ****."

    21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

    22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going
    to drink that much again."

    23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

    24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

    25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them
    instead of asking "Oh ****, what the hell happened?"


    Bonus:

    26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
    doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old
    ass.
    "fundamental principle of American law that a government and its agents are under no general duty to provide public services, such as police protection, to any individual citizen." [Warren v. District of Columbia,(D.C. Ct. of Ap., 1981)]
    If I have to explain it, you wouldn't understand

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    roflmao pretty much on the money imho
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    ROFLMAO!!
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    Yep, I can cover about 20 out of 25 that apply to me and I'm only 29!
    Good stuff.
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    5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
    I'll never forget the first time I heard the muzac version of Kansas's 'Point of no return' playing at a wal-mart. At that moment, I was officially 'old'
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    3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
    WooHoo, I'm saved!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    But, I make my own beer so does it still count?

    Wayne

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne
    WooHoo, I'm saved!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    But, I make my own beer so does it still count?

    Wayne


    Make it, Buy it.

    It's all good.

    "fundamental principle of American law that a government and its agents are under no general duty to provide public services, such as police protection, to any individual citizen." [Warren v. District of Columbia,(D.C. Ct. of Ap., 1981)]
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    <sigh>
    eschew obfuscation

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    Wow it's scary how many of them apply to me....lol
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    I liked a few of them but I can't remember what they said ... OH CRAP!
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    no...I just don't believe them. I'M still 19 !
    " Refuse to be a victim, make sure there is a round chambered ! "

    Just call me a pessimistic optimist !

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    wow, how fast things change....BUT you don't hear kid rock in elevators...my youth lives on...just can't play it the car with the kids...
    and the weather channel gives vital info. so there.
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    Ouch - every one hits home
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