10 Ways That Handguns Are Better Than A Woman

10 Ways That Handguns Are Better Than A Woman

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    10 Ways That Handguns Are Better Than A Woman

    #10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s
    #9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

    #8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

    #7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

    #6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.

    #5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    #4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.

    #3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

    #2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

    And The Number One Way That A Handgun Is Better Than A Woman...

    #1 - You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
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    10 Ways Handguns are Better Than a Man

    1. You can tell at a glance what caliber it is.
    2. A handgun doesn't lie about the length of its barrel.
    3. If you want your handgun to fire blanks, it doesn't complain about it.
    4. A handgun can be fired again right away.
    5. You can shoot your handgun as many times in a row as you want.
    6. Feeding a handgun costs less than feeding a man.
    7. A handgun doesn't complain when you take it shopping with you.
    8. When a handgun is loaded, that's a good thing.
    9. A handgun doesn't get more loaded the more shots it takes.
    10. A handgun never goes off by itself.

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    Those are both funny...

    Pax, I ordered your book, it looks very interesting...
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    Thanks, Pax I was afraid our side would be left out!
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    Quote Originally Posted by pax View Post
    10 Ways Handguns are Better Than a Man

    2. A handgun doesn't lie about the length of its barrel.


    Quote Originally Posted by Platinum13 View Post
    #10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s
    Remember, fellas - that applies to men AND women. I already told my hubby I can trade him in for two 25's when he turns 50.

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    Good job, Pax!!
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    As posted by Lima in 2007


    Quote Originally Posted by limatunes View Post
    And women like guns because ...

    10# A gun doesn't complain when you take it shopping. Even to buy "personal" products.

    9# You can make a gun dress in whatever you think it will look best in and it doesn't complain about itching, scratching or that you're "not accepting it the way it is."

    8# A gun is specific on what it wants for dinner.

    7# A gun will always be there when you need it.

    6# Guns don't threaten to rip the arms off of other guns you look at.

    5# Guns don't go off by themselves or with other guns and decide to do REALLY STUPID stuff.

    4# You can take a gun to the gunsmith without it complaining that it's just "a flesh wound."

    3# A gun maintains the same shape and size no matter how much you feed it.

    2# Even if you let other girls handle your gun it will always come back to you (even if it takes a little effort to get it back).

    #1 A gun knows the perfect answer to all those tough questions we women ask: shut up and lay there until she needs you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Platinum13 View Post
    #10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s
    #9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

    #8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

    #7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

    #6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.

    #5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    #4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.

    #3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

    #2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

    And The Number One Way That A Handgun Is Better Than A Woman...

    #1 - You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

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    By far, this is the funniest thread I've ever read! Good stuff guys
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    Im gonna need to get insurance for this puter that cover coffee abuse... great posts and im in agreement with G27, one of the funniest Ive ever read!

    Also if I was to post something like this, Im sure one of my female friends would smack me with a steak...
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    Quote Originally Posted by pax View Post
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    6. Feeding a handgun costs less than feeding a man.
    I beg to differ...I can afford to eat, and I can barely afford to shoot
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    Funny stuff guys!!!

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