Year 2029 BEWARE!

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    Year 2029 BEWARE!

    * Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally known as California.

    * Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

    * Baby conceived naturally . . . scientists stumped.

    * Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

    * Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).

    * Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

    * France pleads for global help after being over taken by Jamaica.

    * Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

    * George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

    * Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

    * 85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise are the keys to weight loss.

    * Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

    * Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

    * Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

    * Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

    * Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.

    * New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.

    * Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.

    * IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
    And last but certainly not the least... (I love it)..

    * Florida voters still don't know how to use a voting machine.
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    They're all good but.... * Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
    For as the lightning comes from the east and flashes to the west, so also will the coming of the son of man be. Mathew 24:27

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    I agree with Rottkeeper that one was a Dandy!!!!
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    Their all good
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    funny stuff thanks

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    hahaha this is great.
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    funny stuff...

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    My hope is for a better world by 2029!!

    I want and will work for a world where my grand children can have a good life!!!
    NOT LIVING IN FEAR, JUST READY!!!
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    nor the arrow for its swiftness,
    nor the warrior for his glory.
    I love only that which they defend.
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    According to the Aztec calendar, the world ends on December 21, 2012.

    Hoping for 2029 seems a bit far feched!
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    Hell, I'd be 68 that year! Can't go there!
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