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    I stole this from someplace else but it brought the wife to tears

    WARNING, verify address before sending!

    A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years before.

    Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.

    The husband checked into the hotel, and unlike years ago, there was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without noticing his error, sent the email.

    Meanwhile...somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory after suffering a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email, expecting messages from relatives and friends.

    After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's sons rushed into the room, found their mother on the floor, and they glanced up and saw the computer screen which read:

    To: My Loving Wife
    Date: Thursday, January, 5, 2006
    Subject: I have arrived!

    Dearest Love:

    I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send email to your loved ones. I have just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow, and look forward to seeing you then.

    Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

    PS ..... Sure is freaking hot down here!
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    Holy crap.

    That is just to darn funny.

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    After reading that, there isn't much to be said.

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    haha, perfect timing!

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