Plan B

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    Plan B

    The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the:
    United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)


    These mostly Southern boys will be dropped off into Afghanistan and will be given only the following facts about the Taliban and terrorists:
    1. The season opened today.
    2. There is no limit.
    3. They taste just like chicken.
    4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
    5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
    The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.
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    that'll take care of em!

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    Send the big ones in pairs and the little ones in bunches.
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    Given those rules of engagement, the guys we have there now would have finished this off already.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tiwee View Post
    Given those rules of engagement, the guys we have there now would have finished this off already.
    I'd have to agree with that! Our guys have the means and the ability, just not being allowed.

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