This is a discussion on Plan B within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the: United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These mostly Southern boys ...
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the:
United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
These mostly Southern boys will be dropped off into Afghanistan and will be given only the following facts about the Taliban and terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.
Applications are available at your local Wal-Mart sporting goods counter.
Send the big ones in pairs and the little ones in bunches.
Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around laws. Plato
I like the 1.00 caliber rifle. Can I use it for varmit hunting? How about Elk?
“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”
Patrick HenryOriginally Posted by UnklFungus
Given those rules of engagement, the guys we have there now would have finished this off already.