Out of the office??

Out of the office??

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    VIP Member (Retired Staff) Array P95Carry's Avatar
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    Talking Out of the office??

    Wouldn't it be fun to use one of these "Out of Office" email Replies?

    1. I am currently away from my desk, beating my head against the wall.
    Your message will be replied to once I have reached a level of numbness
    sufficient to cloud my vision to the point I am able to formulate an
    appropriate response to your request.

    2. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I
    fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

    3. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of
    the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything
    at all.

    4. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you
    send me until I return on April 1st. Please be patient and your Mail
    will be deleted in the order it was received.

    5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99
    for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your

    6. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is
    unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try
    sending again. (The beauty of this one is that when you return, you can
    see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).

    7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing
    system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a
    reply in approximately 19 weeks.

    8. I've run away to join a different circus.

    9. Please type slower, my headache is severely disrupting my reading speed.

    10. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical
    reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Marvin' instead of '

    Chris - P95
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    "To own a gun and assume that you are armed
    is like owning a piano and assuming that you are a musician!."

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    Are these not normal replies? I use these and more often!

    Train and train hard, you might not get a second chance to make a first impression!

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    LOL, funny!

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    Most of my incoming seem to fall under #1.

    EOD - Initial success or total failure

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    I love these. I'm trying to figure out how to incorporate them since I work for the county.
    eschew obfuscation

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    Don't I wish I could sometimes!

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