Another Blonde Moment

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    Another Blonde Moment

    A blonde lady decided to find a new occupation. After searching the internet and other places, she decided that being a painter would be a good change.

    She got her paint, brushes, and other materials together and began to wander her neighborhood in search of jobs.

    She came to a residence, knocked on the door and a man answered. The blonde explained to him that she was a painter, pointed to her equipment and asked if she could be hired to paint.

    "Well," he said, "My porch needs painting, I will hire you to do that."

    "Great," she responded " I will get right on it."

    He went back inside and waited for a few hours, then suddenly, a knock on the door summoned him. The blonde said she was finished and proudly pointed to his very expensive sports car parked in the driveway with a fresh coat of house paint all over it.

    "Oh, and by the way," the blonde said, "It's not a Porche, it's a BMW!!!"
    "A Smith & Wesson always beats 4 aces!"

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    “The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”

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    If it is ok to disarm legal citizens to reduce crime, then doesn't it stand to disband the military to prevent war?

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    Oh... so it was a BMW?

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