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A blonde lady decided to find a new occupation. After searching the internet and other places, she decided that being a painter would be a good change.
She got her paint, brushes, and other materials together and began to wander her neighborhood in search of jobs.
She came to a residence, knocked on the door and a man answered. The blonde explained to him that she was a painter, pointed to her equipment and asked if she could be hired to paint.
"Well," he said, "My porch needs painting, I will hire you to do that."
"Great," she responded " I will get right on it."
He went back inside and waited for a few hours, then suddenly, a knock on the door summoned him. The blonde said she was finished and proudly pointed to his very expensive sports car parked in the driveway with a fresh coat of house paint all over it.
"Oh, and by the way," the blonde said, "It's not a Porche, it's a BMW!!!"
"A Smith & Wesson always beats 4 aces!"
The Man Prayer. "Im a man, I can change, if I have to.....I guess!" ~ Red Green
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