Christmas Stamps: Very Blonde

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    Christmas Stamps: Very Blonde

    A blonde goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.
    She says to the clerk “May I have 50 Christmas Stamps”.
    The clerk says “What denomination”.
    The blond says “God help us. Has it come to this? Give me 22 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 6 Baptists.

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    ok that was pretty good
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    Being in the South, I end up buying more Baptist stamps than any other. Wait, what ...?
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