Diet is starting now

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    Diet is starting now

    Diet starts NOW....well, actually after this one last Christmas cookie....but then I am getting serious.

    Let's just say, my .38 bullets now need .45 casings.
    Preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse or Rapture....whichever comes first.

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    Mine starts today also, it's gonna be a long tough road...
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    Got you beat, I started mine last year. And 11 months ago, 10 months ago etc...

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    Just do it! I was forced to start mine in October and I went from 220 lbs. to 198 lbs. as of this week. Death to carbs and death to sugar!!!

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    I'm hungry

    Hope it works.......I've been on a see-food diet sense Thanksgiving.
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    I'm on two diets...I never get enough to eat on just one.
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    I have a weigh-in at the gym on Jan 2nd. :(
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    No no no no no......tomorrow............ :)

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