those are good
This is a discussion on Some excerpts from Famous Last Words within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; * What does this button do? * It's probably just a rash. * Are you sure the power is off? * Yeah, I made the ...
* What does this button do?
* It's probably just a rash.
* Are you sure the power is off?
* Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?
* The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!
* Pull the pin and count to what?
* Which wire was I supposed to cut?
* I wonder where the mother bear is.
* I've seen this done on TV.
* These are the good kind of mushrooms.
* I'll hold it and you light the fuse.
* Let it down slowly.
* Rat poison only kills rats.
* It's strong enough for both of us.
* This doesn't taste right.
* I can make this light before it changes.
* Nice doggie.
* I can do that with my eyes closed.
* I've done this before.
* Well, we've made it this far.
* That's odd.
* You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?
* Don't be so superstitious.
* Now watch this.
And, from a friend at work,
* I talked to my girl friend about this, and she's cool with it.
Anyone Worth Shooting Is Worth Shooting Well
Please take a look at my Blog: http://oldmanmontgomery.wordpress.com/
Hold my beer and watch this.
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
"Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way."
*Look, no hands!
and my personal favorite...
* What could possibly go wrong?
Don't frisk me, I am the weapon.
Sig Sauer P239 DAK (9mm)
NRA Member & Pistol Instructor
And, there's the everlasting favorite of:
They can't possibly hit us from that far away.
Im from the goverment,and im here to help you...
It is pardonable to be defeated but never surprised.
2 Ruger alaskan .454s
The one to be most afraid of.
"Come on, where is your sence of adventure?"
"Hold still, this will not hurt a bit."
"Now this will pinch a bit"
"I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution, which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." -1792, James Madison
There are always too many Democratic, Republican and never enough U.S. congressmen.
"I bet you can't do this"
Law Enforcement Armorer
Advice is seldom welcome; and those who want it the most always like it the least.
Hold my beer, I want to try something.....
HTC Thunderbolt....4G Lightning Speed
"We're just going to the store, you don't need to bring your handgun."
Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.
Richard M Nixon
Owning a handgun doesn't make you armed any more than owning a guitar makes you a musician.”
"nah...it aint loaded..."
I would rather stand against the cannons of the wicked than against the prayers of the righteous.
AR. CHL Instr. 07/02 FFL
Like custom guns and stuff? Check this out...
Honey I can explain!!!
Infowars- Proving David Hannum right on a daily basis