Some excerpts from Famous Last Words

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    Some excerpts from Famous Last Words

    * What does this button do?

    * It's probably just a rash.

    * Are you sure the power is off?

    * Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?

    * The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!

    * Pull the pin and count to what?

    * Which wire was I supposed to cut?

    * I wonder where the mother bear is.

    * I've seen this done on TV.

    * These are the good kind of mushrooms.

    * I'll hold it and you light the fuse.

    * Let it down slowly.

    * Rat poison only kills rats.

    * It's strong enough for both of us.

    * This doesn't taste right.

    * I can make this light before it changes.

    * Nice doggie.

    * I can do that with my eyes closed.

    * I've done this before.

    * Well, we've made it this far.

    * That's odd.

    * You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?

    * Don't be so superstitious.

    * Now watch this.

    And, from a friend at work,

    * I talked to my girl friend about this, and she's cool with it.
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    those are good

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    Hold my beer and watch this.
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    You forgot:

    *Look, no hands!

    and my personal favorite...

    * What could possibly go wrong?
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    "Don't worry, you won't get hurt".

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    And, there's the everlasting favorite of:

    They can't possibly hit us from that far away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    and my personal favorite...

    * What could possibly go wrong?
    In this house, anyone who says that is grounded for a week (and yes, that includes hubby!).

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    The one to be most afraid of.
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    "Come on, where is your sence of adventure?"
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    Hold my beer, I want to try something.....

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