Two Words: Duel Wield
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We had lobster for Christmas dinner. Things got a little out of hand.
Preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse or Rapture....whichever comes first.
Should have armed one with a toy gun.
Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around laws. Plato
Words cannot express the awesome of this thread!
"To my mind it is wholly irresponsible to go into the world incapable of preventing violence, injury, crime, and death. How feeble is the mindset to accept defenselessness. How unnatural. How cheap. How cowardly. How pathetic." Ted Nugent
a bib and a pound of butter in the other claw would have been appropriate. lol
I assume the heavyweight won.
May we never forget those in uniform who protect us night and day in lands far away. And those in all wars who paid the supreme sacrifice in defense of our country. May God Bless our Troops and First Responders.
Yeah, my money's on the big guy on the right
"I'm not fluent in the language of violence, but I know enough to get around in places where it's spoken."
Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.
Richard M Nixon
Owning a handgun doesn't make you armed any more than owning a guitar makes you a musician.”
My money is on the boiling water in the large pot!
"He went on two legs, wore clothes and was a human being, but nevertheless he was in reality a wolf of the Steppes. He had learned a good deal . . . and was a fairly clever fellow. What he had not learned, however, was this: to find contentment in himself and his own life. The cause of this apparently was that at the bottom of his heart he knew all the time (or thought he knew) that he was in reality not a man, but a wolf of the Steppes."