Knife fight during dinner

Knife fight during dinner

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    Knife fight during dinner

    We had lobster for Christmas dinner. Things got a little out of hand.

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    Should have armed one with a toy gun.
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    Words cannot express the awesome of this thread!
    I haven’t heard any of the journalists who volunteered to be waterboarded asking to have their fingernails wrenched out with pliers, or electrodes attached to their genitals.

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    a bib and a pound of butter in the other claw would have been appropriate. lol

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    I assume the heavyweight won.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stevew View Post
    Should have armed one with a toy gun.


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