Pickled corpse tumbles out of rum barrel

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    ugh !....
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    Never did care for rum..... ..........

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    spiced rum????
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    Would make another interesting 'Captain Morgan' ad.

    The guy comes tumbling out of the barrel with his leg propped.

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    It was aged !!! 20years !!! It must have had a very distinctive taste.

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    They said they liked it and saved some in bottles. I wonder if they'll still drink it???
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    Well.....

    It would make for a good, "stiff" drink.

    Sorry, someone had to sink low enough to say it.

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    What's The Problem?
    No different than a worm in a bottle of Tequila...only on a slightly larger scale.

    Of COURSE the people that drank it LIKED it!

    You Remember The Old Song:

    Everybody Loves Rum~Body Sometime.

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    Abody in a rum barrel or Qk and a limerick!!! Which is worse????
    Just kidding Q !!!!!

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    That's OK it was pretty damn awful play on words.

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    dang glad i dont drink

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    Yo ho ho and a body of rum!

    I don't know what he died from, but it's possible it was these horrible puns.
    eschew obfuscation

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    The Question Of The Day IS:

    OK...obviously there WERE people that were drinking that Deceased Jamaican Dude Flavored Rum & it did not seem to adversely affect them....physically anyway.

    So...would anybody here "down a shot" of that rum?

    "Human Flavored Rum...SORRY! I'm afraid that's where I draw the line.
    Nope...not me.

    Cobra Wine....Dead Cobra...OK, ~ Bring It On ~ but Dead Person, nope.

    I'll just bet that a bottle of it would sell for more than a few thousand on Ebay though.
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