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A trucker walks into a bar and orders a drink.
He sees a small man in a suit sitting next to him so he decides to mess with him while he waits. He grabs the small man's shot glass and downs the drink.
The man looks up at him and says, "Come on man! Why did you have to do that!?"
The trucker laughs and says, "Don't worry little buddy, I'll get you new drink."
"Its not that." Pined the little man. "I was late for work, and when I get there they fire me. When I get to the parking lot I find my car has been stolen, so I walk home. When I get there I find my wife in bed with 2 other men! And then when I'm sitting here deciding if I should end it all, you walk up and drink my poison!"
Stolen from Cold Steel Jokes
“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”
Originally Posted by UnklFungus
Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around laws. Plato
A trucker pulls into a little truck stop on a single lane road, goes in and orders breakfast.
Just as his food is arriving a group of Hells Angles bikers come in and surround him, one grabs is orange juice and drinks it while another takes his coffee. When his plat of eggs, sausage and hash browns is delivered another biker takes it and an other takes his toast.
The trucker doesn't say a word, pays his bill and leaves.
One of the bikers says to the waitress "That guy wasn't much of a man letting us take his breakfast like that."
The waitress says "I know what you mean, he wasn't much of a truck driver either. He ran over every motorcycle in the parking lot getting back on the road."