New Self Defense Technique offered by Police.
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May 8th, 2006 04:02 PM
New Self Defense Technique offered by Police.
Last night I am headed to bed and I had the 10:00 PM news on. Channel 5 was airing a story about someone who was attacked and robbed. I didn't hear the beginning so I didn't get many details of where, and when, and how, but here are three things the authorities said to do if attacked.
1 - Walk in groups if possible. (Ok, I'll go with that, there is strength in numbers.)
2 - Carry a cell phone. (Once again the great and powerful cell phone will protect you, or was that the Great and Powerful Oz? Anyway I don't have a problem with carrying a cell phone but don't count on it protecting you from anything. It is good to have one with you so you can call for an ambulance after you are attacked.)
3 - And now here it comes folks, are you ready for this one? Scroll down to see what we are now being told to do if attacked.
SCREAM! (Yep, we are now being told to scream like a little girl. Probably followed by wet your pants and suck your thumb after rolling into a fetal position. I personally prefer a much louder sound. One that goes, BANG! Followed by BANG, BANG. Seriously I know what the police were trying to say, they were saying attract attention so someone will hopefully come to your aid. It just struck me as so stupid, funny, and pathetic when they used the word "scream". )
Last edited by havegunjoe; May 8th, 2006 at 05:32 PM.
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May 8th, 2006 04:07 PM
May 8th, 2006 04:11 PM
How about we scream %#$ , *&*#@, @#@$% you @$@$%
lound enough to be heard over the BANG BANG BANG.
"fundamental principle of American law that a government and its agents are under no general duty to provide public services, such as police protection, to any individual citizen." [Warren v. District of Columbia,(D.C. Ct. of Ap., 1981)]
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May 8th, 2006 04:33 PM
This is the almost predictable stuff like ''do not take the law into your own hands'' and ''do as the BG says''
It is so grossly unrealistic to assume, either that LE can possibly make it in time to other than mop up - and that a BG with a gun is only using it for threat effect!! hell - all too often it is used - bit late then
I despair of the ''authorities'' when they dish out ''advise'' like this. As for ''scream'' - sheesh!!
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May 8th, 2006 04:38 PM
I practice the art of Klik-Pau!
May 8th, 2006 04:45 PM
Originally Posted by Doc Holliday
If you don't know any better about protecting yourself, this is the kind of advice you end up with. "Scream". Why? So someone with a gun can come protect you.
I personally think "half-a$$ed" resistance is what gets people hurt. If you start screaming, the BG is most likely going to try to make you stop screaming and he isn't going to be polite about it.
The only thing that stops bad guys with guns is good guys with guns. SgtD
May 8th, 2006 05:17 PM
Guess I'm in the advanced stages of this same art, The .45 caliber finger of death.
Originally Posted by mzmtg
May 8th, 2006 06:18 PM
....then followed by a very loud THUD.
Originally Posted by havegunjoe
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May 8th, 2006 08:15 PM
May 8th, 2006 08:28 PM
The with those on their keyrings make me laugh. The only thing that is going to happen with a whistle is that the BG is going to make you eat it.
Originally Posted by QKShooter
Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!
May 8th, 2006 09:45 PM
Can I add a # 4 to havegunjoe's great list:
4. Play Possum / Ostrich: maybe the BG will just go away if you 'play dead' or just bury your head in the sand.
It's not about the caliber you carry, it's about how you USE it.
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May 8th, 2006 09:51 PM
May 8th, 2006 09:53 PM
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May 8th, 2006 10:24 PM
I've got this one and it only cost me $1.29
May 8th, 2006 10:32 PM
A gun is the only thing that you will need!!!! Do not let the "sheep" tell you how to live your life.
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