Decisions

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    Decisions

    I heard this on John Boy and Billy some time back.

    Thought it was pretty funny.




    You are walking with your spouse and two kids through a short alleyway exiting the movies to get to the parking lot. The door locks behind you, and all of a sudden a man with tattered cloths, rambling on about aliens, and monsters is walking towards you with a foot long knife.


    What do you do.

    The Libreal:

    Has this man done anything to me? Has society let him down? If I attract his attention, could my family get away while he attacks me. At least the poor soul wonít be harmed. Maybe I could gather some of my friends together and take a day or two to discuss the best course of action to take.



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    The conservative:

    BANG.






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    The conservative from the South.

    Bang
    Bang
    Bang
    Bang

    Bang

    Bang,


    Darn these guns, they just donít hold enough bullets.

    Oh wait, Iíll reload,



    Bang

    Bang,




    Bang,
    I thought I saw him move.
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    I've heard one similar to this before. I still think it's funny.
    eschew obfuscation

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    That's a good one, kinda like the liberals kids and the fact that when they play musical chairs they have enough for everyone. Because they don't want anyones feeling to be hurt. My gosh you mean prepare them for the real world??? Heavans no!!!
    George Washington: "A free people ought to be armed."

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