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    If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve a tray, because you are dead!!



    Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle...From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot.

    The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people nearthe car.

    On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis.

    Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned privateparts into glaringly public ones.

    Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.

    On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

    The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
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    Ive seen that before that is funny and might give ya the wrong ideal to let it all hang out instead

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    Bwhaha - bet the mechanic was real ''tickled'' LOL
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    Maybe even scared stiff!

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    Rotflmao !!!! My mom howled at it ! LOL...
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    Danged if that isn't funny!
    eschew obfuscation

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    ?????? I do not see it or understand. May be it is a hard day at work.

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