I know why my kids had a hard time in school.
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High School Exit Exam...!!
(Passing requires 4 correct answers)
1) How long did ...
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January 10th, 2010 06:40 PM
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I know why my kids had a hard time in school.
New High School Exit Exam, you only need 4 correct to pass.
High School Exit Exam...!!
(Passing requires 4 correct answers)
1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get cat gut?
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI's first name?
8) What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?
Remember, you need 4 correct answers to pass.
Check your answers below ...
ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ
1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years
2) Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador
3) From which animal do we get cat gut?Sheep and Horses
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? November
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?Squirrel fur
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? Dogs
7) What was King George VI's first name?Albert
8) What color is a purple finch ? Crimson
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? New Zealand
10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? Orange (of course)
What do you mean, you failed? Me, too.
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January 10th, 2010 06:40 PM
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January 10th, 2010 06:46 PM
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Skool wuz dum. Hoo needz it enneway
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January 10th, 2010 08:27 PM
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I had a student say to me, "This school sucks!" I said, "I know it sucks, that's because life sucks, and we are trying to prepare you for it."
He had no response...
"That I cannot do."
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January 10th, 2010 08:55 PM
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I got # 10 right. That isn't saying much though, I work for the FAA.
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January 10th, 2010 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted by
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I had a student say to me, "This school sucks!" I said, "I know it sucks, that's because life sucks, and we are trying to prepare you for it."

He had no response...

Oh so funny, but oh so true
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January 10th, 2010 10:08 PM
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I aint going to neez a esucation.
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January 10th, 2010 10:29 PM
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That test was rigged......
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January 10th, 2010 10:38 PM
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Answers aren't always what they seem, gwasshopper.
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January 10th, 2010 11:28 PM
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I got #3, 6, and 10 correct..... All thanks to watching too much discovery channel and science channel!!!!
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January 11th, 2010 01:28 AM
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Retsupt sez...
I had a student say to me, "This school sucks!" I said, "I know it sucks, that's because life sucks, and we are trying to prepare you for it."
That, gentle readers, is conceptual bedrock.
"Who is to say that I am not an instrument of karma? Indeed, who is to say that I am not the very hand of God himself, dispatched by the Almighty to smite the Philistines and hypocrites, to lay low the dishonest and corrupt, and to bust the jawbone of some jackass that so desperately deserves it?"
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January 11th, 2010 04:12 AM
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I guess I'm dumber than a 2 year old
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January 11th, 2010 07:17 AM
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This is why home schooling works.
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January 11th, 2010 07:49 AM
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1,2,3,4,6,10............ correct.......... I am a mine of useless information..
Thank you National Geographic, Discovery and History Channel.. Who said TV is a waste of time !
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January 11th, 2010 12:31 PM
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No wonder they finally just told me to leave after putting my name on the test! The one in college was about the same and if you stay long enough they eventually give a piece of paper and graduate you. Thats what all the money went to, that little piece of paper with your name on it.
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January 11th, 2010 09:17 PM
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6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
That's strange, when did they move the Canary Islands from just off the coast of north Africa to the Pacific Ocean? I never got that memo.
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