Gerbil Problems?

Gerbil Problems?

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    Gerbil Problems?

    Is it just me, or does anyone else think that Bumper forgot to feed the gerbils this morning?
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    Quote Originally Posted by retsupt99 View Post
    Is it just me, or does anyone else think that Bumper forgot to feed the gerbils this morning?

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    Very slow today, thought it was just my computer slowing down.
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    Honestly I thought it was my connection, it seems like everything has been slow all day.
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    After my dog's problems of the last couple days, my first thought was Retsupt's gerbils were farting uncontrollably...
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    Piffff!

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    "Who is to say that I am not an instrument of karma? Indeed, who is to say that I am not the very hand of God himself, dispatched by the Almighty to smite the Philistines and hypocrites, to lay low the dishonest and corrupt, and to bust the jawbone of some jackass that so desperately deserves it?"

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    The gerbils are being trained to sniff out underwear bombs.
    New TSA security measures.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guns and more View Post
    The gerbils are being trained to sniff out underwear bombs.
    New TSA security measures.
    Go G-Force!

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    Don't bad-mouth gerbils; they are great with spicy BBQ sauce...
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiftyjuan View Post
    Don't bad-mouth gerbils; they are great with spicy BBQ sauce...
    Dont you mean Guinea Pigs? Those I've tried, taste pretty good.
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    I love the gerbil in "Bolt"

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    Mr. Rat, I have a writ here that says you are to stop eating Chen Lee's cornmeal forthwith. Now, It's a rat writ, writ for a rat, and this is lawful service of same! See? He doesn't pay any attention to me. [shoots the rat] You can't serve papers on a rat, baby sister. You either kill him or let him be. -Rooster J Cogburn -John Wayne

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