What is Celibacy?

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    What is Celibacy?

    What is Celibacy?

    Celibacy can be a choice in life or a condition imposed by circumstances.

    While attending a Marriage Weekend, Fred and his wife, Diane, listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.."

    He then addressed the men, "Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?'

    Fred leaned over, touched Dianeís arm gently and whispered,

    "King Arthur All-Purpose, isn't it?"

    And thus began Fredís life of celibacy.........

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    LOL! I can imagine what HIS wedding night consisted of!

    Not to hijack the thread but along the lines of the Groom's answer....

    there was a group of Monks who had taken the prescribed vows, such as poverty, and most important, celabacy.

    Along comes a young man full of vigor who joins their Brotherhood. He was a firebrand, working feverishly, just driving the other Monks crazy.

    In desperation, the Elder Monk gave him a project. "Go into the basement where we keep all the Holy Writings and compare them to the copies we use now."

    Tearing off to the basement the young man left a relieved group. He came back a few hours later, tears streaming from his eyes. When asked why he was sobbing, the young monk produced an old book and a new one.

    "Look here" , he sobbed the word used in the original book is.....

    Celebrate!
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    I can't define celibacy but I can define impotence as; An assault with a dead weapon.
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    I'm just glad celibacy is not hereditary.
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    I hope I don't catch it...it can ruin your night life.
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    Celibacy is underrated, underreported, and unappreciated.
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    It's a form of sexual perversion, right?
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    I read this kinda quick and thought why would anyone ask what is celery?

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