Good ol' Paddy

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    Good ol' Paddy

    A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. Paddy ordered a whiskey.

    The stewardess asked the Muslim if he'd like a drink.

    He replied in disgust "I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!"

    Paddy handed his drink back and said "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice!"
    “The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”

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    If it is ok to disarm legal citizens to reduce crime, then doesn't it stand to disband the military to prevent war?

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    Owww!!! broken rib... can't breathe... help...
    "Who is to say that I am not an instrument of karma? Indeed, who is to say that I am not the very hand of God himself, dispatched by the Almighty to smite the Philistines and hypocrites, to lay low the dishonest and corrupt, and to bust the jawbone of some jackass that so desperately deserves it?"

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    Got to love the Irish!!!
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    Talking

    Thats awesome!

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    Wow. Airline service must have improved since the last time I flew.
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    Everybody has to make choices.
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    if building upon a theme is permissable....

    there was the bank robbery in Ireland recently.
    The robber had all the customers lower their eyes to the floor, with a warning that if anyone looked upon him, they would be shot.

    While waiting for the bank teller to fill a bag with money, the robber noticed a man looking at him. The robber immediately shot the man, and asked if anyone else had looked at him.

    An older Irishman spoke up and said, 'Sir, I hate to have to say it, however, I noticed out o' the corner of me eye, as me wife sneaked a peek!'
    Extremism in the Defense of Liberty is No Vice--Moderation in the Pursuit of Justice is No Virtue. - Senator Barry Goldwater

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